I think with some tweaking, the career of Charlie Daniels could have taken a different path. I like how that, when the devil was looking for a soul to steal, he went to Georgia. What does that say about the Peach State? What, the devil couldn't check first in Tennessee? Buffalo? Medicine Hat?
If anyone does a remake, I offer alternatives to the opening line of his most famous song.
1. The devil went down to Hilton Head/looking for a challenging par-5.
2. The devil went down to Pep Boys/looking for a fuel filter.
3. The devil went down to Fort Wayne/looking for a Komets jersey.
4. The devil went down to Sao Paulo/looking for a zip line instructor.
5. The devil went down to the city clerk's office/looking for building permit guidelines.
Cold and wet on a Monday.
I don't think the conductor was too pleased with me.
And just dump your shit wherever you feel like it.
