QotD: My Biggest Fear

What is your deepest, darkest fear?
Submitted by [Susan].

Bees. And mathematics.

That, and I seriously worry that the house to next to ours, which is presently on the market, will be bought by the 12-deep Lebanese family with a gazillion kids who was looking at it the other day.

I'm a good neighbor. I'll look out for your shit, stay out of your way and unless you're slaughtering your family with a  reciprocating saw, I'll more than likely never, ever call the cops on you. But get on my nerves more than a half-dozen times, or otherwise breach the unspoken courtesy that exists between people who live in proximity to one another and I'll be the most vile, intense, miserable cocksucker you can imagine.

That's a lie, really. Actually, I'll just ignore your ass. Even if your house is on fire. How does the expression go? Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice, fuck you and your family and friends now and forever, amen. Is that how it goes? I think that's how it goes.