I'd like to thank the creators of the Wave, a powerful face cleanser.
Not only does it exfoliate and make your skin feel smooth as a baby's ass, it also does wonders as a vibrator!!
As I stood at the bathroom sink last night, ready to sluff off dead skin, it was then I realized the sheer genius of this little contraption. I was giggling as I held it, because it was pretty powerful and then the light bulb went off. Of course, I took the opportunity to press it against my vag through my underwear and I squealed with delight.
I ran into the living room and showed Bill my new toy. He laughed and said, "Are you going to exfoliate your vagina too while you're at it?"
Brilliant!!
I just wasted $4.99 on this. I rented it on VOD, because I didn't feel like driving out to pick up a copy. At least I saved myself something.
This movie was seriously BAD. It tried to copy the original but also create something new and it totally missed the mark on everything "Lost Boys". Not even a Sutherland boy could save the movie. Yeah, they look somewhat alike. But that does nothing to make me think this is anything like or anywhere near as good as the original.
Maybe, if you find it on HBO, Cinemax, or Showtime or something free like that, than you might want to watch it. Consider it 90 minutes of your life wasted and gone forever.
Would you ever consider having your life taped for a reality show?
Why?
So people can watch me sitting in my underwear, smoking cigarettes and drinking Hawaiin Punch while trying to come up with something hysterical to write about?
Wait, I think I just did that.
Photographed The Masters Of Metal show this weekend @ The Shoreline Amphitheatre. Although Motorhead, Testament and Judas Priest all put on killer sets, it was Ronnie James Dio and Heaven and Hell {Black Sabbath} that stole the entire show! More pictures and review posted soon!
Tomorrow, we leave to take Cece (19 YOSD) off to college. She's going to a college in Northern Wisconsin, close to the Minnesota border, about 3 1/2 hours from here. She'll be studying Hotel/Restaurant Management.
I know her mother, my wife, will be quite sad about all of this, about Cece leaving the house and heading to college. I really can't imagine the feeling myself. My boys are 6 and 9 years away from that. My wife has already had her oldest leave home for AmeriCorps, School, and now the Air Force. Her youngest is a Sophomore in High School this year, she'll be 16 in May and old enough to drive.
We've been busy getting Cece ready for college. I've been helping with the loans and paperwork side of things, what I'm better at doing. Her mother has been helping her get supplies and pack and get ready. They've had lot's of talks. And they had a great vacation to Florida together.
I'm sure tomorrow will be quite emotional for all of us. It will be strange coming home without Cece. Not having her in bed downstairs. Not seeing her everyday.
I'm proud of her and sure that she will do very good at school. I've seen her grow up quite a bit in the last 5 years.
Good luck Cece. We're still here when you need us.
Show us something that always makes you laugh.
i can't wait for season 3 to come out on dvd and for season 4 to start!
I cleared the first level on easy.
Only to find that to unlock the next level I have to complete it on hard.
Similarly, I wonder how the cholesterol count adds up. LOL
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So I have finaly joined the masses and am now on Twitter. Photoray. Feel free to add me!
